Fuck me!
If this month is ANYTHING like the rest of the year might be just shoot me now!
Shitty Month moments;
Purse stolen
Went to a fancy benefit
Shitty Month moments;
Purse stolen
- Lost $60 (ehh shit happens right?)
- Lost Keys...to be continued
- Lost cell phone (the Razor had ALL my #'s and a SHIT-LOAD of cool ass pics!)
- Lost brand new lipgloss (my fav color and $20 bucks down the drain)
Went to a fancy benefit
- Think I was slipped something (like a roofie) *got sick...total blackout -- puking sick from TWO glasses of wine!!! TWO with a 4 course meal in my stomach! who gets sick from TWO! WTF! I can normally drink almost any guy under the table so this is SERIOUS WTF for me!
- Puked
- Puked! Yeah hate it!
- puked IN cab on way home, $50 for cab ride $100 extra bucks cause I puked in the cab
- Ruined kick ass hot mama fuck me dress $110
- only good thing THANK GOD for good mutha fuckin' over-protective friends keeping me safe!
Babysitting
- $380.00 to fix a dent in this rich, stay-at-home fucking cheap ass bitch's oversized SUV...she insists on me driving the son-of-a bitch bus down her narrow ass driveway and I dent her wheel side cover turning the stupid 90 degree turn in her driveway (okay so granted I take FULL responsibility but she doesn't pay me enough, penny pinches me to death when she does, calls me ALWAYS last minute, insists I drive her car when transporting her damn kids...and it's not like I wasn't going to pay for it, but shit at least offer to help so I can say no that's okay... Bitch gives me her keys while they take a family trip (one week back east and two in Hawaii) ahh sometimes rich people are such assholes)
Work
- Heard a nasty rumor that the company might shut down in 30 days...GREAT!
- my boss is a stupid dumb snobby bitch who doesn't know how to roll up her designer sleeves and actually work! (We call her Teflon cause somehow the bitch gets away with EVERYTHING, nothing sticks!)
- yeah it's just work, it's supposed to suck right?
Keys
- So yeah stolen keys, it's okay I got a spare....shit not a spare to the garage (where my box of old phone chargers are...so I got my old phone to work (dropped it in the sink while brushing my teeth back in November...) but now I can't get into my garage..no key no phone--dead battery $25 for bolt/lock cutters
Photos in Razor
- had 4 roadtrips, 5 concerts including 3 where I was ONSTAGE!!!, 7 famous people I met recently, and a shitload of good memories of all the fun random shit i've done recently! one word SUCKS...I hadn't had time yet to upload them to my computer, all lost
So...that is just some of the shittyness this month (highlights), fast forward to today;
- driving on my merry way to get a cup of coffee for my lazy ass and BAM! some stupid mother fucker hits me! Takes out my passenger side mirror and dents my car...I had to drive there this morning! For Gods sake I walk the two blocks to my local coffee spot almost ALWAYS, but today I drove and got shit on for doing so...
Woo Hoo! okay so I believe in Karma and whatever I fuck did I am sorry! REALLY just please stop fucking with me now! Please! I'll be good! I really hope this is the end of all this shittyness by month's end.
posted by HuneeB at 12:13 AM
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God that shit sucks. Hopefully it's not kharma because you called me an ass fuck.
Could be.
I'll be sure to put in a good word if you take that shit back.
;( I don't remember callin ya an ass fuck but I'll take it back if you say so... would never call you that intentionally?
ohhhh no no no misunderstanding I didn't call you an ass fuck I was talking about the "ass fucking" you were explaining in the story...not you honey!
see how that sentence read bad but I swear I wasn't talkin' about ya!
I'm really sorry about you losing your lip gloss and phone.......girl, that sucks
just think..you got all the shittiness out of the way..now the rest of the year can be allllll gravey
and i lost my chapstick..and ive never been more pissed!
Yeah it sucked...I just hope my month doesn't continue like this it's killin' me!
I think I am bummed the most about my pics, all the rest I can replace...but not those
that sucks dude. especially the pics.
60 bucks is nothing, pictures KILL me.
yeah I pouted for like 3 days about the pics..it still makes me a little sad I had some really great moments on there :(
i have never puked in a cab before ... that must've sucked ass...
so, i look like the uniblogger huh ?
Yeah well seeing as I was completely blacked out I can't really say...by the smell of my dress the next day I would say it sucked more for the cabi who has to clean it up...guess that's why it cost me $100 extra :(
Uniblogger, well you are definetly hotter sans hood
Man,I'd have considered staying in bed for a couple of days. Bad stuff.
If you have home insurance, it may cover the cost of everything you lost. Don't know why, but it covers stuff like that. The pictures though...SUCKS. The only thing I can do when the irreplaceable get's destroyed or lost is to put it out of my mind and refuse to think about it. Nothing will bring it back. Be thankful for the memories. Sorry...that sounds kind of momma like, doesn't it? Well, I guess that's who I am, lol.
Hope tomorrow and many days after are jam packed with smiles!
and kathi wonders why people say nice things about her. right there is why!
yes couldn't sgree more! Just think this is just one small part of her too.
Truly amazing woman...
Maybe not Karma, dear fellow Virgo... maybe the partial eclipse of the full moon in Virgo around 3/14...and then of course, the Fucking Mercury Retorgrade all damn month...
these things bring nasty stuff our way
empathy to you... I've been there this month too.
So how often a year does this crap happen? Me no likey!!
the merc retrodgrade... 3 times a year... the eclipses... usually there's two pair a year (solar/lunar) but, they won't be as bad and this recent month...
Virgo still rock the casba!
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