25 minutes
Holy shit so much has happened....In the past week that is...So I have 25 minutes, I am getting boo'd so I need to post and Butta misses me (ahh thanks luv!, I honestly didn't think anyone cared that much...) Okay so first
Little rant;
These are my serious WTF's for today...
To the guy who presses the cross walk button 50 times! umm hate to tell you but that shit is on a timer and anything past one beep is not going to get you the little walking man any faster...While you may enjoy the little BEEP...BEEP..BLEEP...BOOP it produces, that sound annoys the shit out of me like no other! Excuse me while I open my trunk pull out the hack saw and chop your little fingers off...Now press the button bitch!
To the pedestrian crossing slower than the gimp old lady...WTF!!! Okay you do notice that my car is bigger than you and you do notice that I have a green light and no you do not look cool with your ghetto walk that makes one leg look shorter than the other...But seriously I am not in the mood today for patience, THE OLD LADY IS FASTER THAN YOU!!!! Yes I will hit you...you probably don't have legal papers anyway AHHHH cross the damn street already, please do so in at least a timely manner, THANKS!
DMV! normally enough said...But I must go into detail!
Okay so my tags as up end of month, yeah I realized this mid month, yeah I procrastinated like a true muthafuckin' champ! But I never got my renewal in the mail...Still my responsibility I know... Knowing I do not have a whole flippin afternoon to chill at DMV I skip class to get this over with and out of the way, afterall I only have two days left...
number one; Guess what DMV did not update my address as I requested a year ago, BIG SURPRISE!
number two; hmmm looks like I have a parking ticket that I NEVER KNEW ABOUT from August 2005...and since they never sent my notice to my current address it's late and I now owe $75...WTF?!? Is the bitchy DMV lady making this up so she can get a new pair of shoes?
number three; I am informed that I have to smog my car...I kinda knew this already just was hoping that they would forget...fat chance huh?
number four; the DMV lady tells me that my car (at least my license #) has been sold or traded to Century West BMW in Hollywood...knowing I am here to RENEW my tags she asks me if this is correct...okay okay I know that she has to ask but seriously why would I renew tags on a car I traded in or sold...I replied "You know I am pretty sure I drove my car here today...*glaces outside* yep it's in the parking lot" (I can be such a sarcastic bitch I know) ...one more form I have to fill out so DMV doesn't think my car is stolen...
Yeah for DMV and all the genius people it hires...course I spent I think am hour there and started to go crazy so I can sympathize...I think I would rather work for the post office.
I feel like I am eternally being raped by the govt' so much so my ass is starting to hurt.
today enforces that I lack patience for stupid people! I have patience up the ying yang but when it comes to stupidity uhhh I lose control. Most of my really good friends know this and people I work with always tell me how patient I am if they only knew...
I watched Carlos Mencia's (sp?) stand-up the other night and I laughed my ass off, at one point I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard...he hates stupid people too!
I hate my Hist 101 teacher and I am pretty sure she hates me too...I think she is set out to see me fail. My essay, 5 pages...her comments "good" written next to EVERY FLIPPIN paragraph...wanna know what grade she gave me...a D!?!?!?!?!?!? Why? I don't know her only negative comment was that I need to go into more detail....all "goods" and I get a D??? That makes no sense! We have an hour to write your stupid little essay and you want me to detail every little tiny thing, it is obvious I did the reading, it is apparent I understand the question, the material and that I retained the events...So why did you give me a D? Using the same grading rubric as my other teacher who thinks that my writing is A material? I hate her class, it is an utter bore, she talks in a monotone low pitch voice and she is frail looking...Which sort of bothers me. Now I get the pleasure of meeting with her to discuss the D she so willingly doled out to me. I don't think that I am paranoid either I can tell in the way she looks at me and the way she regards me that she doesn't like me..Think I will ask my other History teacher the best way to handle this...Ask his opinion on my paper, afterall he is her colleague and I am in the 95th percentile in his class...she makes no sense!
Ekkkkkk almost out of time!
Okay I have to catch up on all your blogs and see what's going on in all of your wonderful worlds, I love reading about them, sorry my post turned into a rant and sorry about the typos cause I am sure they are there, no time to proof read. I feel special that some of you missed me. Some really cool things have happened this week and last weekend that I will explain more about later.
Thanks for still seeing if I am alive...makes me feel special...and not the short bus sort of special :D
Little rant;
These are my serious WTF's for today...
To the guy who presses the cross walk button 50 times! umm hate to tell you but that shit is on a timer and anything past one beep is not going to get you the little walking man any faster...While you may enjoy the little BEEP...BEEP..BLEEP...BOOP it produces, that sound annoys the shit out of me like no other! Excuse me while I open my trunk pull out the hack saw and chop your little fingers off...Now press the button bitch!
To the pedestrian crossing slower than the gimp old lady...WTF!!! Okay you do notice that my car is bigger than you and you do notice that I have a green light and no you do not look cool with your ghetto walk that makes one leg look shorter than the other...But seriously I am not in the mood today for patience, THE OLD LADY IS FASTER THAN YOU!!!! Yes I will hit you...you probably don't have legal papers anyway AHHHH cross the damn street already, please do so in at least a timely manner, THANKS!
DMV! normally enough said...But I must go into detail!
Okay so my tags as up end of month, yeah I realized this mid month, yeah I procrastinated like a true muthafuckin' champ! But I never got my renewal in the mail...Still my responsibility I know... Knowing I do not have a whole flippin afternoon to chill at DMV I skip class to get this over with and out of the way, afterall I only have two days left...
number one; Guess what DMV did not update my address as I requested a year ago, BIG SURPRISE!
number two; hmmm looks like I have a parking ticket that I NEVER KNEW ABOUT from August 2005...and since they never sent my notice to my current address it's late and I now owe $75...WTF?!? Is the bitchy DMV lady making this up so she can get a new pair of shoes?
number three; I am informed that I have to smog my car...I kinda knew this already just was hoping that they would forget...fat chance huh?
number four; the DMV lady tells me that my car (at least my license #) has been sold or traded to Century West BMW in Hollywood...knowing I am here to RENEW my tags she asks me if this is correct...okay okay I know that she has to ask but seriously why would I renew tags on a car I traded in or sold...I replied "You know I am pretty sure I drove my car here today...*glaces outside* yep it's in the parking lot" (I can be such a sarcastic bitch I know) ...one more form I have to fill out so DMV doesn't think my car is stolen...
Yeah for DMV and all the genius people it hires...course I spent I think am hour there and started to go crazy so I can sympathize...I think I would rather work for the post office.
I feel like I am eternally being raped by the govt' so much so my ass is starting to hurt.
today enforces that I lack patience for stupid people! I have patience up the ying yang but when it comes to stupidity uhhh I lose control. Most of my really good friends know this and people I work with always tell me how patient I am if they only knew...
I watched Carlos Mencia's (sp?) stand-up the other night and I laughed my ass off, at one point I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard...he hates stupid people too!
I hate my Hist 101 teacher and I am pretty sure she hates me too...I think she is set out to see me fail. My essay, 5 pages...her comments "good" written next to EVERY FLIPPIN paragraph...wanna know what grade she gave me...a D!?!?!?!?!?!? Why? I don't know her only negative comment was that I need to go into more detail....all "goods" and I get a D??? That makes no sense! We have an hour to write your stupid little essay and you want me to detail every little tiny thing, it is obvious I did the reading, it is apparent I understand the question, the material and that I retained the events...So why did you give me a D? Using the same grading rubric as my other teacher who thinks that my writing is A material? I hate her class, it is an utter bore, she talks in a monotone low pitch voice and she is frail looking...Which sort of bothers me. Now I get the pleasure of meeting with her to discuss the D she so willingly doled out to me. I don't think that I am paranoid either I can tell in the way she looks at me and the way she regards me that she doesn't like me..Think I will ask my other History teacher the best way to handle this...Ask his opinion on my paper, afterall he is her colleague and I am in the 95th percentile in his class...she makes no sense!
Ekkkkkk almost out of time!
Okay I have to catch up on all your blogs and see what's going on in all of your wonderful worlds, I love reading about them, sorry my post turned into a rant and sorry about the typos cause I am sure they are there, no time to proof read. I feel special that some of you missed me. Some really cool things have happened this week and last weekend that I will explain more about later.
Thanks for still seeing if I am alive...makes me feel special...and not the short bus sort of special :D
posted by HuneeB at 11:31 AM
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I think Primus said it best when they said,
"I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless"
And DAMN do I love not being in school anymore. :)
damm dude
*huggs*
also? with the stupid and the people? why can't you tag people with a stupid tag and if they get tagged 1000 times or 100 times a year or something they get rendered infertile?
the dmv here is filled with nothin' but illegal mexicans. i can't imagine how it is in california.
H...oh Hun I still have that thingy for you I didn't forget...and uh yeah DMV gotta go back *writhes on floor in pain* since I had to get my car smogged I could not get my tags right then...guess what I will be doing with my lovely Saturday... *booo, hisss, booooo*
Sass I love the stupid people tag!!! Can I start doing it? My friends laugh at me cause I have soooo much patience for most situations but I CANNOT STAND stupidity without reason! Not to be confused with being a ditz b/c that does not bother me...hard to explain but I think that you get it...it is a certain sort of stupid
Scum...Mexicans in Kansas? really? umm yeah whatever you have multiply that by 100 and exponentiate that to the 4th, you MIGHT be close...shit Cali has signs on the freeways with a warning to watch for border jumping illegal families. I feel so bad laughing but those signs crack me up..
Sass, Butta, Sug and T...check last two posts I commented back b/c I am a giver ;) and well cause I love it...
hunee don't you wish you could tag the stupid people for real? i mean it would be so much fun.
yes dear :)
yes the stupid people tag... so I am thinking..well it is sort of a drunk thinking but still...a barcode would be best. We could scan people and see of they have already been deamed stupid...think of how much time that would save when you meet someone?...
:)
thingy for me?
um... I'm having a brain fart.
for your Tattoo love...
oh man
but then i want one for players so women would know what men to avoid
LOL, oh darlin...so how's the mood now?
mine's much better... can't speak for hunee :)
i hate the dmv...with a passion.
and i have to go sometime this month..SHIT!
hmm one for players..ha sort of reminds me of a baggage check...a machine or special goggles would be nice that way you know what you are getting into; but Sass I think that takes away from life, still dig the idiot reader tho!
Kathi luv the mood is great! Thanks for asking!
Buttah yeah I don't know a single person who even remotely likes the DMV! It is a curse by the govt to rape us!
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