It's almost Friiiday!!

*does a little happy dance*

Woot I love Fridays; err think I mentioned that last Friday :)

Well I don't particularly like having to wake up at 7 on Fridays but hey oh well...I work in a legal office and on Friday I kick off the stilletos and slip on the jeans. It's great....Well I think I usually still wear the stilletos but that is just cause they are so fuckin hot! I have a wee bit of a shoe obsession. Umm and a jean obsession, I think I own like at least 20 pairs of jeans and like 80 pairs of shoes...gawd that's like on average $100 per pair of jeans and maybe ehh average $80 per pair of shoes...Shit I gotta stop shopping.

Moving on.

So back to Fridays they are great; it means I am free of my cubicle of hell for two days, I get a break from school for two days AND the best part I get to sleep in (well sometimes I get to sleep in but there is prospect to sleep in)

So another weekend, another planned trip to LA WOOHOO! I am meeting friends downtown for drinks and stuff Friday after I get off work; it is our friend Richard's b-day and we are all going out I can't wait! We are going to get him f'ed up. Then Saturday we are bar-b-que'in should be fun. Sunday we are all (think 5 of us) heading down to a huge club in LA for Richard's b-day (Birthday months are fun!) Since I don't have class Monday mornings I think we are staying in LA till Monday morn/afternoon...I don't have to be at work until 2pm so yeah!
I gotta get him a b-day present!

And just cause this cracks me up... a pic

Not so HNT'y

Okay no nakedness today I actually have very little time to play, it is my last week before spring break and I have papers, midterms and junk to read before today is over.

Weekend Recap; I had such a good time! Our trip got cut short so we only did a day trip (I ended up having to work on Saturday...Bummer) This trip was mainly for my friend, she is amazing, I am so lucky to have her be a part of my life and I wanted to do something special for her...She has done so much for me this year and has been there always that I wanted to plan something I knew she would enjoy, my needs and wants were second and my mental health day I knew would come since she is like my breath of fresh air and can always make me laugh. We started with the absolute necessity of going to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. This was the first time I have EVER been there where I didn't have to wait in line it was utterly amazing! We were having so much fun before we even ordered that the waiter came over and said he wanted to see what we were laughing at cause it was making him laugh over at the counter; he wanted to join in on the fun. So it was a good start. After we grubbed I took her down to Ameoba records, she is the biggest music fan I know and she has never been there I was shocked! She is amazing with music she can name ANY song by any artist and most likely what album it was on with some interesting fact about it...And that is with any type of music. So yeah I took her to Ameoba Records and she went crazy! I bought so many records and we spent a good hour or two in there, I had to give her a time limit cause we had so much to do in so little amount of time. From there we went to a place called Adventure Land-Hobby City (something like that) and we acted like little kids it was great we rode the carousel and most of the rides we even rode the little train around...Sometimes it's so great to act like your 6 again. We blew bubbles the whole time (bubbles are both of our favorites...Except she is way more obsessed than I am) Then I drove furthur down into Anaheim and I took her to a Sonic. This has been something she has wanted to do for a LONG time, on our local channels we get nonstop Sonic commercials but we don't have one close to us; go figure? So we ate laughed and goofed around, people around us either thought we were crazy or high. Again good fun. About this time it was already almost 3 I think. I drove further down and took her to Newport Beach and Balboa Island. We walked around saw the city a little bit, drove my car on the ferry, rode the carousel they have (she loves carasols!) got a caricature of us done and just had a blast acting like little kids again. Well it was starting to get darker and I still had to make my way back up north so off we went. I was headed to Malibu to graffiti a famous rock, people draw on this rock all the time and she mentioned one time that since I draw and paint that she really wanted to go do it with me. (don't freak on me...I am not some lame tagger...People draw on this huge rock with chalk) I packed a flashlight and snacks and all the stuff to chalk the rock. Everything we did was a total surprise to her so it made it that much more exciting; every freeway we hopped on and every exit I took she was trying to figure out where the hell we were going. So by the time we made it up to Malibu it was really dark, good thing I packed the mag-light! So we run across the freeway and go over to the rock to check it out well it turns out there is a couple of homeless guys sleeping by the rock...After a comical encounter we bee line out of there; we didn't get to draw on the rock but we both decided that was something we needed to do in the day. :) Well back in the car and many laughs later we were on our way home now. Our trip was from 8:30 am when we left my house until 9 pm when we got back to my house...305 miles later, two disposable cameras and sore ab muscles from laughing so hard. The day was perfect and I didn't get lost! Woot! We decided after we each took a shower to continue the fun and make it a blockbuster night, we went and rented and couple of stand-up's, got some snacks and laughed the rest of the night. I am so blessed to have her a part of my life and she has changed me in so many ways; for the better of course. I know she had a great time and I am glad that I was able to be the one to do all that with her. :)


Oh and Sass well the toilet is sort of fixed, I fixed it so it flushes now so it is in the same prior condition before the old man broke it but the water still runs nonstop...ggrrrrrr...They have yet to fix that! My management company sucks more than a Hoover at the Hilton!!!

Gotta jam, I have to study! :(
Next week I'll have more time (yeah) b/c I will be out for spring break! (well I still have my 40 hrs at my job but no school!!! That's enough to make me happy)

Undersexed and Sheltered

Ok so this is absolutly funny!

If you are at work then beware cause when you click on it
THERE WILL BE SOUND....

That was your warning

SEX

Technological difficulties...

Oh I guess I should have seen if my prior email posts actually posted...opps

:)

Well I am back my trip was perfect! Tell y'all about it later when I catch up with my work

Yeah it's Friday

I am SOOO glad it's friday! I can't wait for my little weekend get away trip, can't wait to get the hell out of Dodge for a bit and just be a little kid and have fun! I need a serious mental break and this might be good tell you all about it when I get back! :)

Woot I rock!

The Saga Continues...

Okay this is part comic, part shitty (pun intended) and part "just my fucking luck"...Well lately

What ever you do don't invite me to Vegas right now cause not only has lady luck turned her back she hawked a loogie on me and laughed. I have friends asking me seriously WTF is going on Missy!


Thursday;
So today was my yearly maintenance walk thru for the home I rent...And two of the completely idiotic people who work in the management office walk thru basically to see if I've fucked anything up that they can charge me for which is very unlikely since I've put more money into fixing up this place than they have in the past year...So they are walking thru and I mention the running toilet that NEVER stops (see my frustration of this in a previous post) I mentioned that the house in the back is also doing it and mine didn't start until the maintenance guy "fixed" the back house.

I am so glad my neighbor and I talk they are really friendly and pretty cool (one is really hot too) we all get along pretty well...Back to story;

The sensible woman says oh I remember you both calling about that...It is still not fixed? I will make a call and I think that we should just replace the entire pump for both houses. Well, leave it to the old man to go "oh I bet I could fix it, most of the time it is the seal..." So I tell him that both of us (my neighbor and I) have checked our seals, we giggled the handles, tried the pump mechanisms and nope we don't think that that is the problem, we do think however that it may be leaking under the house and on the floor b/c the floor feels soft around the toilet.

Well he doesn't listen to me 'cause what am I just some silly young girl, a "man" can fix it...He proceeds to remove the lid and tinker with shit inside the tank, turns the water on and off ...

In about 10 minutes he has successfully BROKEN my toilet. YES BROKEN!! AND with absolutely, admitting NO clue as to how he broke my lue! So in a little bit of shock I ask the stupid management "ummm you are going to fix that right? uhh I kind of need a toilet." I thought I would ask because they are SO lame about most of the problems around here. They reply oh yeah we'll call George (who speaks three words of English, mind you noone in the office speaks Spanish so getting something fixed can be a holy marathon) and he'll come out today and fix it. So I said uhh okay but you will do it today right? They assure me they will.

Cut to later in the day after they leave and I am already at work, it has possibly roughly 6 hours after they have broken my toilet. I go into the office restroom, and realize OH SHIT! They never fixed my toilet! Damn it, stupid management. So all I can do is laugh, this is some shit literally... Well it happens that George is the father to one of my prior employees (also named George except we call him George and his dad Jorge...If you understand that at all) who works in the building right next door now, and it is much easier to call him to call his dad than to work with my broken Spanish and his non existent English. I call George tell him what happened and ask him to call his dad to see if they sent him out while I was at work to fix it. He calls me back...Nope they didn't.

Then Jorge calls me and tells me that he will come by at 8am tomorrow and fix it, I try and tell him that I will be gone by eight so I will leave the keys hidden under the Turtle by the door... He has abso-fucking no CLUE what I am saying and I can't think of the word for Turtle so we hit a wall. I call George and tell him to tell his dad what I said...This is one big fucking game of telephone. All because the management company dropped the ball!

So here I am wondering what the hell I am supposed to do if I have to pee from the time I get home to the time I leave in the morning. I am dreading the fact that I ate a bunch of Chezz-its which made me thirsty as hell and in the past two hours I just drank three bottle of water. I have to laugh, it is too comic not to. Wondering if I could make it in the morning without going pee...It's usually the first thing I do, I gotta pee... So I laugh.

I called my neighbor and asked if they broke his toilet when they did their walk thru. Nope turns out since he wasn't home and they are not the sharpest tools in the office they didn't bring the keys to our places, I happened to be home he wasn't so they couldn't do his walk thru. (he was glad too cause he painted his kitchen and hallway bright orange, yes ORANGE...It looks kinda cool tho) He laughs at the predicament I am in and tells me that if I need to pee I can just knock on their door. :) yeah so there's one option, but do I really want to use the toilet of two boys in their 20's? hmmm

Well I got home from work and my day at the usual 10:50pm...And I start to feel the need to pee, just a hint of it 'cause I think I was more aware of the fact that I can't pee I might have been focused on if I was going to have to pee. Well I said screw it that old man didn't use any tools and it only took him ten minutes to break it, why wouldn't I be able to fix it? I own more tools than most men, built all kinds of things and have fixed lots of house and car problems...It is only a simple pump system...Even if I MacGyver it with some duct tape at least I would be able to use it from now until tomorrow. So I roll up the sleeves and start to tinker. Well 20 minutes later it is fixed! *Dundada* Hooray! I fixed it! I think my dad would be proud.

Well sure enough I woke up at 4am and had to pee so bad. I think it was all the damn water I drank that evening at work. :)

I think I should bill them for my labor!

So this one was at least a little more humorous but it is my reign of bad luck that just continues...

I am

Overcome with emotion
sifting thru a fog of introspection

obtuse to the world around
Succumbing to the dialect in my head


Eyes filling with burning tears
the tariff that is my heart

enveloped with the pain
That is me


Adjourned with thought
my body remote

apathetic to responsiblity
Mourning something I do not know

I am

3/22/06 Time - 1:17am


I need a day to focus all this that is me, no post today.

Fuck me!

If this month is ANYTHING like the rest of the year might be just shoot me now!

Shitty Month moments;

Purse stolen

• Lost $60 (ehh shit happens right?)
• Lost Keys...to be continued
• Lost cell phone (the Razor had ALL my #'s and a SHIT-LOAD of cool ass pics!)
• Lost brand new lipgloss (my fav color and $20 bucks down the drain)

Went to a fancy benefit

• Think I was slipped something (like a roofie) *got sick...total blackout -- puking sick from TWO glasses of wine!!! TWO with a 4 course meal in my stomach! who gets sick from TWO! WTF! I can normally drink almost any guy under the table so this is SERIOUS WTF for me!
• Puked
• Puked! Yeah hate it!
• puked IN cab on way home, $50 for cab ride $100 extra bucks cause I puked in the cab
• Ruined kick ass hot mama fuck me dress $110
• only good thing THANK GOD for good mutha fuckin' over-protective friends keeping me safe!

Babysitting

• $380.00 to fix a dent in this rich, stay-at-home fucking cheap ass bitch's oversized SUV...she insists on me driving the son-of-a bitch bus down her narrow ass driveway and I dent her wheel side cover turning the stupid 90 degree turn in her driveway (okay so granted I take FULL responsibility but she doesn't pay me enough, penny pinches me to death when she does, calls me ALWAYS last minute, insists I drive her car when transporting her damn kids...and it's not like I wasn't going to pay for it, but shit at least offer to help so I can say no that's okay... Bitch gives me her keys while they take a family trip (one week back east and two in Hawaii) ahh sometimes rich people are such assholes)

Work

• Heard a nasty rumor that the company might shut down in 30 days...GREAT!
• my boss is a stupid dumb snobby bitch who doesn't know how to roll up her designer sleeves and actually work! (We call her Teflon cause somehow the bitch gets away with EVERYTHING, nothing sticks!)
• yeah it's just work, it's supposed to suck right?

Keys

• So yeah stolen keys, it's okay I got a spare....shit not a spare to the garage (where my box of old phone chargers are...so I got my old phone to work (dropped it in the sink while brushing my teeth back in November...) but now I can't get into my garage..no key no phone--dead battery $25 for bolt/lock cutters

Photos in Razor

• had 4 roadtrips, 5 concerts including 3 where I was ONSTAGE!!!, 7 famous people I met recently, and a shitload of good memories of all the fun random shit i've done recently! one word SUCKS...I hadn't had time yet to upload them to my computer, all lost

So...that is just some of the shittyness this month (highlights), fast forward to today;

• driving on my merry way to get a cup of coffee for my lazy ass and BAM! some stupid mother fucker hits me! Takes out my passenger side mirror and dents my car...I had to drive there this morning! For Gods sake I walk the two blocks to my local coffee spot almost ALWAYS, but today I drove and got shit on for doing so...

Woo Hoo! okay so I believe in Karma and whatever I fuck did I am sorry! REALLY just please stop fucking with me now! Please! I'll be good! I really hope this is the end of all this shittyness by month's end.

SLEEP

So I slept in today thank God, I needed that! Usually when I want to sleep in my lovely old retired neighbor decides he wants to wake up at the butt crack of dawn and tinker in his backyard (which just so happens to be RIGHT next to my bedroom window. It drives me nuts! It is not like he really does anything productive either...He moves nails and rearranges things... "tinkers" On one hand I gotta feel compassionate b/c well he is OLD and is probably at that stage where he would like to sleep too but he can't due to his old age insomnia...But then on the other I just want to SLEEP! Sometimes I feel like yelling "please stop, for the love of God people sleep at 7am on a Saturday!" but I never do, instead I throw my comforter over my head and hope to fall back asleep. But today, no tinkering! (THANK YOU OLD MAN NEIGHBOR)
*blows kiss*

Okay so after some wonderful sleep and sweet dreams I started my day, I went to Costco; call me insanely crazy or sick but I actually like going to Costco... I am not saying I like the mass amounts of people or people's little hellians running around; I just like Costco. I like walking around each aisle and looking...It is sort of fascinating I mean really what is a normal person going to do with a TUB of stuffed green olives? Really can a person eat that may before they go bad? Oh and I learned that the average median income of a regular Costco shopper is $70,000 or $75,000 I don't quite remember...That fun fact was brought to you by Josh.

Josh background:
He is a co-worker of mine who accompanied me to Costco, we were talking about socks at work (I know fascinating huh?) and we got on the subject of how I like to buy my socks at Costco (so does he coincidentally) and I told him I might go out there (a whole 10 miles away) so he said if I do to call him, well he ended up calling me right after I woke up to see if I still wanted to go. We met up there and OF COURSE his girlfriend tagged along mostly because she is so insecure about herself. She is very lucky to have a boyfriend who loves her SO much and yet she is so mean to him! Josh is so sweet, one of the sweetest genuine guys I know; he just recently took his girlfriend to Europe for a month and his sole goal he told me was to make his girlfriend happy! I mean wow he had no concern about himself he just wanted to make her happy. I personally think he feels bad for her, I do think that he REALLY loves her but I think that he would have moved on had it not been for her poor health. He told me he is going to put in his two week notice next Friday and I am really bummed, he is so much fun to work with. I will really miss him too since he will be moving back up north like 6 hours. ...So anyway Costco was fun we had an office chair war rolling the office chairs down the aisle while we were in them bumping into each other. Josh and I have most of the same interests and get along really well, I wonder sometimes in the back of my mind if it would be any different if he didn' t have a girlfriend, but it nevers goes beyond that. I am not one to be the homewrecker and break up a relationship, I would never make a move nor would I let anything advance if he still had a girlfriend, I am just not down with being the "other" woman. But I briefly wonder sometimes; especially when he walks me to my car sometimes at night to strike up a convo or he tells me that he really likes talking with me and picking my brain...I think we mildly flirt at work but I try to keep that to a minimum since I am a manager and I have to remain professional. We just have a blast together so the occasional what if crosses my mind sometimes It is weird how I feel guilty even typing that here.

Moving on...

I bought a new pair of jeans today! Yeah, I needed another pair, I went with my friend and her BF to Lucky and we shoped our little hearts out (well all I got was a pair of jeans and a pair of shorts) but we had a blast just being silly. I love hanging out with them they are the cutest couple I know so far.

I should have written my History paper but I procrastinated it back a day... I have till Thursday to write it but I REALLY want to get it done before Tuesday; I have so many chapters to read before I can write it, so I think I might get a coffee early tomorrow and lock myself in at the library reading and typing...I have a hard time focusing if I try to do it at my house, even though it is just me my A.D.D. kicks in bad and I can't study. :(

I flaked out on my friends for Friday beer, I got off work at 10:30 after an extremely long day (had been up since 7...Watching kids, classes...A test, worked 8 hours...), it was cold outside, I was tired and I just didn't feel like killing my liver. Now don't get me wrong I go out all the time without drinking but they spent two days telling me how excited they were to get me drunk on Friday for St. Patty's and I just didn't want to spent the whole night with them explaining why I didn't want to drink and turning drinks down, I wasn't in the festive green beer sort of mood so I told them I got a call and had to pick another friend up who was already drunk and I was going to take care of her...Shameless I know, but I just wanted to go home. Glad I did; I took a nice hot bath, relaxed...Looked at a magazine, just chilled at my house something I don't get to do that often. It was really nice and I got some good sleep. Does that make me old? Oh well. Guess it is bound to happen sometime.

side note; YEAH it's almost summer!!! MY FAVORIST season! (next to fall/winter...Around here fall and winter are basically the same) I just really like the warm nights and the longer days

:)

Happy HNT

Oh okay so it's Half Nekkid Thursday right...So maybe I will post sumtin' 1/2 nekkid...

Yeah for Thursdays! It is that much closer to Friday! Okay so I have been lagging a little lately I even skipped classes on Tuesday for no "real" good reason...But today OMG I felt fucking fabulous? No specific reason why (nope didn't get laid, while I wish I did and that often does the trick) I don't know I just felt fuck-fab-u-looos :) I sort of over slept this morning and missed out on my oh so lovely LOOOOOOOOOONG HOT shower that I love to take but I still showered and was out the door sans makeup and wet hair in time to be in class with 5 minutes to spare. Damn I'm good! Yeah for having nice olive skin and enough talent to maneuver my stick shift (very well I might add) apply mascara and rock out.. and while yes I do face the stigma of being a woman driver I can back into any spot, out drive, and shift my way into every man alives' heart.

I am a fantastic driver, I know my car; it's limits and I can work the shit out of it. :) I can sit on any San Francisco hill without ever touching the break with the best of them! I love driving it is such a powerful thing, once dated a guy who was an awful driver (he even admitted so) and it was such a turn off! (dream car...EITHER *drool*1964.5 Coupe -or- Convertible, 1966 Coupe, 67 GTA Coupe, 1968 Coupe or 69 Shelby GT Mustang...(not a huge fan of the fastback tho) My car is in it's last years and I am tossing back and forth the idea of restoring one or buying a restored one..Either that or the Scion Xb or a mini...Those are my options so far and the last two are just so damn cute!... I love cars... Okay so I love old Mustangs more but hey, I like most other cars, I can name almost any car at night just by their lights.

OMG so I got this in an email from a friend and everytime I watch it I crack the fuck up!!!


*Knock Knock*

"Hi Mrs. Blogger, can sweetness come out and play?"
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"No?, is she in trouble?"

... ...

"what did she do?"
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"did she get a spanking?"
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"okay, can Sticky come out and play?"

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"No?? Did she do it with Sweetness?"
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"Oh I c"
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"Okay Mrs. Blocker, I'll come back tomorrow."

*skips back home*
:(

Boo for Blogger not working when I want it to. So if my HNY posts on Friday it's not my fault!

Okay enough jabber for tonight I have an Exam bright and early tomorrow at 8 am! Woot! and without further a'do Happy HNT (y'all) Hehe (and yes their mine..hoisted up by a tiny top and wonderful lighing!)

Muddy Thoughts...

I feel so overwhelmed and it is really my own damn fault, I procrastinate like a mutta fucker then wonder why I am stressed. It is a NASTY habit I have, I think I may have A.D.D. but I sort of see that as an excuse for my behavior, it shouldn't be.
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I got to thinking today about the convo Sass had on her post about loneliness and it made me sort of sad. There are so many lonely people out there it's like what the hell are we all waiting for? I truly miss a presence in my bed, not just for the sexual but the little things. Sneaking your cold feet next to theirs just to shock them a little (extremely mean I know, but I just can't resist myself) feeling them turn over or snuggle up to you in the middle of the night. That comfort feeling you can't get in the bed by yourself. I miss the way my Ex used to kiss my shoulder or my arm while I was asleep or halfway asleep, he said I used to make the cutest mmmm sound when he did it and he loved it that's why he always did it. I miss squirting water in his face while we took a shower or playing with his hair when he laid in my lap, running my nails down his arm to watch him get the chills. We were comfortable, I was more comfortable with him than I had been with anyone in my life. I loved and learned, it took a great deal of strength to leave my comfort zone for my own good. He wasn't going to change and I wasn't in it to change him we both knew in the long run it just wasn't going to work out; we didn't have the time for each other. It was sad, it still makes me sad sometimes even though I know all I would have to do is make one phone call and he would be right back here; lying next to me, in my comfort zone...Sigh...

The loneness comes and goes; my good friend for Christmas got me a teddy bear to sleep with. She made a little candy raver necklace for it that reads "cuddle buddie" I am not really one for stuffed animals let alone sleeping with one but this one is just so damn cute and soft (that's important) that I can't resist. He is about 3 1/2 feet or more of squishiness and feels like chenille. It was the sweetest most thoughtful thing a friend did for me in a while... We had only had one very brief convo maybe 6 or 7 months before Christmas about me missing someone to cuddle with, she is very meaningful and her friendship has been so important to me. She has helped me in ways I can't even imagine. She restores my faith in humanity, strengthens my trust in the power of love, brightens my day and makes me want to be a better person. She is an amazing person,truly one of a kind. I am so blessed to have her in my life. Thank you Siouxsie!

So my toilet keeps running and it is driving my CRAZY like no other, it seems to be getting louder and louder, it sounds like a faucet dripping and pouring all at the same time...Even though it is a royal pain and inconvenience to bend down and shut the water flow off after every flush I do it anyway; at least until the next time I see the maintenance guy --which could be months-- but I live by myself and am Rarely home so the two or three times a day I might do it I guess is not so bad.

I started my own personal journal over the past year; I try to write down at least one thing a day that makes me smile, laugh or come to a realization for the better. Sometimes it is a quote, sometimes it happens in my random people watching or even while I am driving by something. So I was feeling a little down the other day and I opened it up to read past things. I can see the changes I have made over time and I think this has been a powerfully positive subconscious thing in my life, I am really glad I started it.

Well it's midnight and I still have 2 good hours of studying I must do before class at eight so I will stop procrastinating now and get to work...

Welcome Back...Welcome Back...Weeeelllcoome Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Okay that was a bad Mase impression to welcome myself back into Blogger land, I was on a (almost) three month hiatus. I guess I need a vacation and a break from it all. With a new start comes a whole new page :) yippie!

Okay here are 10 little random things about me:

1. I like to have fun; I sometimes laugh so much my abs hurt the next day :D
2. I am female (the perfect combo of tomboy and girly)
3. I live in wonderful, sunny, beautiful California
4. I drive a stick shift (and wouldn't have it any other way)
5. I love kids and plan to get my PHD in Child Psychology (but don't have any of my own, yet)
6. I am a workaholic
7. I like to use parenthasis and ... (he-he)
8. I am driven, a bit stubborn, and always look on the bright side
9. I am always up to try something at least once
10. I love sweets, my old boss used to call me skittles cause that was all it took to put me in a good mood...Give me sugar and I am like a little kid on crack.

hmmmmmmmm *sigh* goodtimes

*waves* Hi Sass! This is for you...I am back :)

*blows kiss to Thom* Thanks for camping out ;)